Thursday, October 25, 2007

Ever heard of working on assignments over MSN huh?

I am finally free of my Math assignment.

Stayed up with Joyce last night and worked on it via msn. Finally finished it at 3.30am and went to bed at 4 in the morning.

Anyway, I have to apologise for my actions last night on msn.

Note HOWEVER, my msn messages CLEARLY stated "ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW. DO NOT DISTURB." or "DO NOT DISTURB UNLESS YOU ARE JOYCE."
Anyone with common sense would know that "do not disturb" = don't talk to me right?

Honestly people, I am trying to rush my assignment, which if you must know, was a total of 20 written pages of formula, and I am not in the fucking mood for any of your wise cracks.

Don't give me shit like
"Don't come on msn then." *points to title of post*
"Hello, I'm Joyce. Who's Joyce anyway, your lezzie lover?"

So I apologise for being bitchy and snapping at you, but I am not apologising for the profanity.

Posted by chibified kitsunes at 12:09

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

What the hell.

Do I like have a freaking magnet stuck to me that continuously attracts the most retarded Singaporean guys EVER?!

Geez.

Today on the bus, this Singaporean guy kept staring at me. Best thing was, he was sitting diagonally in front of me, which made it so freaking obvious he was staring!!

I mean, for some reason I keep seeing him around uni now, and he's ALWAYS staring at me!! Fucking hell.

Karin said he must be checking me out. I'd rather jump off a 100 story building than let him check me out. I got sick and tired of his looks I just GLARED at his back until he turned around. And oh boy did that feel good. The stupid idiot chickened out when he realised I knew he was staring. (Gee dumbass, any idiot could see how obvious you were.)

I mean, this isn't the first time I've encountered stupid Singaporean guys.
The first time was that stupid Takuya from SGCafe. Fucker practically wouldn't give up asking me to be his girlfriend until I said yes. Let's just say I totally dropped him like a rock. Urgh.

And then there was my 2nd year in uni when I met a guy at a Singapore party event. I can't believe I gave that jerk my number. We met up for a night movie, with Lysha and his friend. In that movie there was a reference towards black guys having bigger dicks. When that came up, the bastard actually had the gall to turn to look at me and LEER! FUCKING LEER! Oh GROSS!!! It gets better. After the movie whilst we were waiting for the train so we could get rid of him, the fucker asked me, "How big is your bed?" I was like WTH but I answered, "Big enough for me to sleep in?" And that fucking asshole said, "Can I sleep over at your house?"

OMG. Urgh. Sick bastard.

Geez. Why the hell do I always attract such disgusting people?
Maybe god is tormenting me. Or maybe that mirror I broke on purpose in Sec 4 has cursed my love life.

OMG. I think it is... I broke a mirror in Secondary 4 as a prop for our school's funfair. Our class had decided to do a haunted house and we were gonna have a broken mirror in it, and I volunteered to break it!!!

Crap. Let's see... 16, 21. It's been 5 years since I've broken it, that means 2 more years of more disgusting guys.

;_;

My love life is the shits.
Either that or my standards are too high...
Is it so bad, wishing for a knight in shining white armour to come sweep me off my feet? *w*
Haha, joking. LOL.

Bleh.

Posted by chibified kitsunes at 11:18

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

KYAAAAHHHH!!! THERE WAS A FREAKING SPIDER IN MY BED!!!! >-<

It either came from under the bed or behind it... OMG. T_T
I feel itchy all over now.

KIKI! WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL IT!!!
It was so gross.. I'M GONNA CHANGE MY SHEETS TONIGHT. GYAH.

Shitshitshit.
I hate bugs.

Posted by chibified kitsunes at 11:18

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Pros and cons of babysitting...

Gah. I still can't believe I actually gave up my Friday and Saturday to babysit/visit my aunt and family.

Remind me again why I hate going over?

1) I get nagged by my aunt (xiaogu) about my cooking, clothes, uni, exams etc. She's worse than my mum.
2) I get pulled left and right by the kids to play this and play that.
3) I get woken up in the most violent way at 6am in the morning to two kids jumping on my back.

Exactly as point number 3 stated, I got woken up at 6am by Aaron and Nicholas to go watch cartoons with them. Obviously it's so hard to make them listen so I just threaten never to visit again. It always works. xD

But before I knew it, they were back again; claiming breakfast was getting cold, my uncle and auntie had gone out... I thought, "OMG! What time is it!!!"

I was tricked.
It was freaking 8.30AM!!!

Whatever happened to my Saturday morning sleep ins? T_T

At least the only good things that come out of visiting the family is I get free meals.. GOOD meals, unlike the stuff Karin and I cook for ourselves. xD

I'm sorry Karin, it's not that I hate your cooking, but... Indian and Yum Cha is so much better!!! ♥ Yum~~~

Posted by chibified kitsunes at 12:04