Wednesday, July 18, 2007
My family is hilarious
I personally think my family is so funny and full of shit sometimes. xD
Here's a convo I had with my sister in the supermarket yesterday, much to the chagrin of my mother.
Me: "Hey look! They DO sell tampons here!" *points*
Mum: *glares*
Me: "Woah! But that's HUGE! O.o That's like bigger than the maxi one!"
Emily: "OMG! How can someone stick something so big in their vagina?!"
Mum: *glares some more"
Me: =__= "Emily, how do you think babies are made?"
Emily: "Oh yeah hor, a penis is so much bigger."
Mum: *walks away*
LMAO. Best thing was this mother and her little daughter was right next to us and she looked so embarrassed. Wahaha!
And this conversation in the car on the way to the dentist today.
Dad: "Eh Ju, how old are you this year?"
Me: "Huh? 21. Why?"
Mum: "In December."
Dad: "Oh, you're going to get money on your birthday.."
Me: "EH from who?!"
Mum: "Insurance, but very little one lah."
Dad: "Actually I should take it away, or else you will use it to buy cosplay costumes."
Mum: "Hahahaha"
Me: "Huh? How much? Little?"
Dad: "20."
Mum: "$20K lah."
Me: "OMG $20K IS LITTLE?!"
Dad: "$20K, what can you buy in Singapore?"
Me+Mum: "A lot of cosplay costumes."
LOL.
Apparently it's some insurance policy on the life insurance my Dad got for me 2 years back.
I don't even know the details. LOL. But mum says I'm not getting it. T________T
I want my cosplay costumesssss. WAHAHA.
Posted by chibified kitsunes at 16:29