Wednesday, May 02, 2007

D'OH!

I said it once before, and I'll say it again.

I swear, I am gonna kill myself one day with a massive paper cut.
Yesterday I was at the uni bookshop's Print-On-Demand getting my notes and rubbish printed out when I cut the back of my pinky finger with the paper.

Like one long slash down so deep that I was bleeding. I freaked out, like totally.
"OMG! CRAP!! PAPERCUT! SHIT!!! OMG!"

The guy at the POD counter actually LAUGHED at me, until I showed him my finger. >_>
Then he offered me a plaster. LOL
Obviously he's never seen someone BLEED from a papercut. It was FLOWING OUT! Gawd.
And then after that I cut myself again between my 4th and last finger on my other hand.

=____________=

I am hilarious.

And today I was at the traffic lights waiting for the green pedestrian when this MASSIVE army vehicle pulled up at the lights. "Driver under Instruction" it said on the front.
I looked up at the driver's seat (which was like super high) and this 20+ guy sitting up there grinned down at me and said, "Hey doll!"

O.o

I couldn't help but laugh when his instructor scolded him, "Pay attention!" and FREAKING WINKED at me! Man. xD That was GOLD!

And then today, I finished a MASSIVE Math assignment. GAWD.
10 written pages, DOUBLE SIDED.
What I'm more pissed off with is that 80% of the stuff written in there, the lecturer NEVER went through it in the lecture.
Good thing he extended the assignment by a 3 days because of the ANZAC holiday.
Even so, most of the class was struggling through it.

Who does he think we are? God?
Idiot. I obviously filled the TVAL feedback sheet with BAD STUFF about him. Bad bad bad stuff.

>_>

Posted by chibified kitsunes at 18:10